February 12, 2008
Pirate Max Returns!
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Last seen on Granger Ave. on 10-31-2007, our swashbuckling marauder is back, and he’s fiercer than ever. Unshaven, under-slept, and sporting a rather intimidating collection of oozing knife wounds (some self-inflicted). Also, check out the fresh “ink.”
He wants (more of your) candy. In his belly. Now.
Consider yourself warned.
Your cookies aren’t safe as long as he’s around.
“If I shave there will be trouble./And if I don’t it will be stubble.”
“So come on and let me know./Should I stay or should I go?”
Treasure map in hand and Crocs on feet, this 14-foot-tall ruffian is lumbering your way.
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What a master of disguise!!!
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